Things are getting pretty odd.

the mexican restaurant messed up my order

WHY IS LIFE SO CONFUSING ALL I WANT IS TACO BELL AND A PILLOW IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

45 me at 12 in the morning: time to go to bed
me at 1 in the morning: why can't I fall asleep
me at 2 in the morning: why don't i have more friends
me at 3 in the morning: why don't I try more at school
me at 4 in the morning: why was I put on this earth and what am I to accomplish
me at 5 in the morning: why doesn't taco bell deliver

guys what if i was named bob and i lite myself on fire

would i be a shishkabob?

new years guys don’t do alcohol or u will be this

i’m just upset and no one cares or knows but i won’t tell anyone so the cycle just continues and the world keeps on spinning pointless fucking post

my boob itches SO much, but i can’t scratch bc of social standards.

3 teacher: here's the final review sheet
me: yup i quit bye

there are just some nights i don’t want to fall asleep all alone

i bet emma stone doesn’t even sleep she probably just stares at herself in the mirror for 8 hours that’s what i would do